how to make social suicide if this ever happens to you

Eyes is the most beautiful thing is the whole world , eyes is the passion of love , eyes is what I love , eyes is the beginning of love , let me tell you people a short story of falling in love from first sight .. Well I don’t’ know how to start ok, I was in a wedding and I saw the prettiest girl with the most beautiful eyes ever and her name was……… I stared at her for hours and she looked back at me I felt soooooo weird that I was almost going to faint. She just looked at me with her beautiful eyes and from this moment it was love from first sight. I went towards her and just talked to her for hours but when I asked her for her number she refused to give it to me. When I went to sleep I couldn’t stop thinking about her. Then just one time I was strolling at the park and I accidentally ran into her and we were both shocked we were walking around the park talking all night. Before she left I asked her if she wanted to go out with me and she approved but suddenly she told me that she was married and her husband saw us together and he came running and punched and kicked my ass and I fell down and I stayed in the ground for hours and I cried and cried like a baby who was getting slapped by his mom. And ……….. She left with her husband but then she came running back to me and she punched me in my nose. And then I decided to make social suicide so I went to the biggest bridge in San Francisco, and then I thought for a moment if I should live or make my suicide, and I chose to make my suicide so I jumped into the ocean and drowned and when woke up I found myself in Japan. And I stayed there for 7 years and I met a good friend who actually turned out to be eventually my best friend and who had his wedding after finding his true love ad there met another beautiful women but at the end she was married and her husband kicked my damn ass…….etc.

The End

ohhh my god , then he will decide to comit suicide again !